darkhist:

glow blog

darkhist:

glow blog

places,

egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

chernobylistic:

goopygoodra:

why are 力 and カ different things like what the hell japanese

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toastdurr:

whenever people unfollow me i like to think its because they hate dogs and i feel better

legfruit:

when someone asks you how you know all the zodiac signs in order

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hs,
star wars,

goatcorporation:

my dads recently been jokin a lot about “mystic runes” like i asked what we were gonna do when we took a rest stop in santa barbara and he said “look for mystic runes” and then i asked if we were gonna eat or just walk around while my mom shopped and he said “the runes will tell us”

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 

estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 

talesof4chan:

anon has a random memorytalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

anon has a random memory
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

the-writers-ramblings:

R I S E | » songs to listen to while overthrowing your government. [ listen ]

1. uprising - muse / 2. blackout - breathe carolina / 3. radioactive - imagine dragons / 4. the phoenix - fall out boy / 5. jumpstart - these kids wear crowns / 6. you are (the government) - bad religion / 7. death to my hometown - bruce springsteen / 8. marchin’ on - one republic / 9. revolution roulette - poets of the fall / 10. revolution - jim sturgess / 11. the revolution starts now - steve earle / 12. talkin’ bout a revolution - tracy champman / 13. children of the revolution - t. rex / 14. the resistance - muse / 15. dangerous creatures - the tiger and me / 16. youth - daughter / 

the-writers-ramblings:

R I S E | » songs to listen to while overthrowing your government. listen ]

1. uprising - muse / 2. blackout - breathe carolina / 3. radioactive - imagine dragons / 4. the phoenix - fall out boy / 5. jumpstart - these kids wear crowns / 6. you are (the government) - bad religion / 7. death to my hometown - bruce springsteen / 8. marchin’ on - one republic / 9. revolution roulette - poets of the fall / 10. revolution - jim sturgess / 11. the revolution starts now - steve earle / 12. talkin’ bout a revolution - tracy champman / 13. children of the revolution - t. rex / 14. the resistance - muse / 15. dangerous creatures - the tiger and me / 16. youth - daughter / 

mixes,

the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet

O SHIT,

fairyofthemoon:

beesmygod:

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

jewliankushablancas:

sinnergetics:

checkmateyourprivilege:

"i’m a writer" is always a great excuse

"why are you researching Aztec culture" I’m a writer

"why are you searching poisonous flowers" I’m a writer

"why is there a dead body in your attic" i’m a writer

yeah god forbid you follow your natural curiosity without some self-serving mass-marketed artifice 

yes that is the reason why there is a dead body in my attic. natural curiosity.